Monthly Archives: February 2018

LONG SENTENCES.

Life is like a long, run-on sentence. As the days pass, one’s sentence grows with new, added information. Sometimes, it might even contradict itself. At this point, editing is required. Usually, the editing is merely a minor adjustment, but sometimes it requires a rewrite. In any event, the information gathered to that point is useful.

Naturally, the younger the person,  the less information and the shorter the sentence.

Which political party relies most heavily upon the young to bolster its agenda? Following the logic, which political party relies least heavily upon tested information?

It is true both parties are comprised of many older folks, but some older folks disregard actual information in the hope of rewriting other people’s sentences. This is where and when stupidity plays an important role.

CAN YOU ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS WITHOUT CHEATING?

When an idiot acts stupidly, nobody pays much attention; because it is expected.

When a Washington  politician acts stupidly, nobody pays much attention; because…..

Question#1: What is missing?

Question #2: What is the lowest common denominator?

Question #3: Can these relationships be displayed in algebraic equations. If your answer is, yes, do so (using the values X=Nancy Pelosi, Y=Donald Trump, A=the average voter, B=Rainman or Al Sharpton [your choice]).

(If you voted according to party lines, attach your work paper to your forehead with a nail gun before turning in your test paper.)