I’ve always been told it is best to vote my conscience. It’s tough when I’m presented with only 2 choices (both of which are unconscionable).

It’s rather like sitting down in a restaurant with only 2 items on the menu. Sautéed Filet of “Classic ’57 Chevy” Used Oil Filter or Artisan Enema Baguettes au jus. My, my, my. What to choose?

I chose Arby’s because they “have the meats”. Too bad they weren’t open.