WHY DO SCROTUMS ITCH?

Question: Why do even well tended scrotums itch? Two Answers: 1) It is a perfectly legal defense for one caught fondling one’s own testicles. 2) This is the universally accepted and time honored alarm alerting one that it is time to try to get the kinks out.

Question: If you found yourself resting in a bathtub full of well set lime Jell-O, what would be the first thing to come to mind for you to try? And do you think the result would mimic broadcast radio’s standard seven second delay? Answer: The question was rhetorical, but still worth exploring in the interest of science.

Question: Why is it that in geometry the shortest distance between two points is a straight line and in Washington D.C. the shortest distance between two points has a two hour layover in Bakersfield? Answer: Response pending.

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