Does this ass make my dress look fat?

What is the difference between Heidi Klum and Ruth Bader Ginsburg?

How do you treat a rattlesnake bite to the scrotum?

What does Hillary look like in a thong?

Would you like Ipecac with that?

Come on, you’re not wearing a fake nose?

Where the hell is that damned ripcord?

May I use that condom when you’re done?

Why don’t you pick my scab and see for yourself?

Should Anne Ramsey judge the Miss Universe pageant?

Honey, should I let the surgeon remove my thirteenth toe?

Is this your first execution?

Do your labia minora lose their flavor on the bedpost overnight?

Shouldn’t you be wearing more makeup?

Was that really the dog?

Do you pee in the shower, Sister Mary?

Can I get my alphabet soup in braille?

You mean, that’s as big as it ever gets?

What wine goes well with Chihuahua?

If you break wind in your wet suit while you’re scuba diving, will you bob to the surface?

Which would you rather do…snuggle with Nancy Pelosi or suck on a camel’s nose until its lungs collapse?