It was just announced that the Miss America Pageant is dropping their swimsuit competition, claiming they will no longer judge contestants on physical appearance.  Might as well cancel the pageant. There are too many spelling bees as it is. Anyway, this is wonderful news for all the Madeleine Albrights out there.

If somebody decides to start a new pageant that includes the beauty and swimsuit parts, I think they’d make a killing. After all, where are the state beauty pageant winners supposed to go on the way to the Miss Universe pageant? Given the two choices of the old Miss America and whatever replaces it, which show would most folks watch and which would garner the most advertising dollars.

How well will the Sports Illustrated “Women’s Achievement” edition sell?

Maybe weightlifting competitions should not be judged on strength?

Liberals love ignoring human nature. That’s why their success rate is what it is. Sshh! Don’t tell anybody. It’s their little secret.