I spent nearly 20 years in the news business. Let me show you how to develop a story the modern way the media does.

Did Hillary Clinton have lunch during her time as Secretary of State with Honey Kirboynkweevil?

Does Kirboykweevil have a tattoo of an unfinished  pyramid with an all knowing eye in the middle located surreptitiously in her armpit as unnamed sources allege ? The pyramid image, aside from being found on the dollar bill, is associated with the Masons and, thereby, the Knights Templar and the Illuminati.

Did Hillary’s lunch with Kirboynkweevil have anything to do with Barbara Frale’s September 2001 discovery of the “Chinon Parchment” hidden in the Vatican’s secret archives? The “Chinon Parchment”, sounding suspiciously like the “Clinton Parchment” was produced from 8/17-8/20/1308 and absolves the Knights Templar of all their misdeeds.

As I mentioned earlier, the pyramid is a powerful symbol. It is one which some claim has extraterrestrial origins. This can be viewed on the History Channel on the program, “Ancient Aliens”.

Has science discovered traces of the alien acne virus on Chic-Fil-A napkins? And if it has, does this, by association, implicate Hillary in the prom night zit conspiracy?

This reporter isn’t pointing fingers…yet.

All of the above is obviously a dumpster full of fanciful beaver guano, but some media folks will investigate which parts are fact and which are porpoise piss. And as they investigate, their companies will happily force-feed it to a public, many of whom don’t have the mental expertise of a hamster fart.

People will follow these investigations with zeal and discuss it amongst themselves until someone makes mention of how foolish the whole thing is. That is the point at which assault and arson take over. And the news media will be there to report on the mayhem.

The cycle will be complete.