Liberal progressives’ abilities to extrapolate logical conclusions from facts at hand are developmentally disabled by their chronic  intellectual constipation. The cause is known as encephalofecaliths ( cognition blockage stones ). These are the genesis of policies which usually present the opposite results as those liberals had intended. But don’t be fooled. This is only one ailment they employ to remain silly.

After the wild-eyed, screamingly painful event of a liberal progressive liberating one of these pesky stones, what remains is a conservative. How boring.

Currently quite a few liberal progressives want to be elected to the White House. That makes sense. What 4 year old wouldn’t love to get behind the wheel of Mommy’s car?