See previous posts for earlier Zodiac signs.

SIGN: LIBRA

LIBRA is the intellectual sign of “THE SCALES”. Living their lives on an even keel, those born between September 23rd and October 22nd are said to possess judicial precision in their peace loving lives. It is important to remember that signs of the Zodiac only afford us a guess-timation (if that) of a person’s true demeanor. Some folks fly completely in the opposite direction. Debbie Wasserman Shultz (born September 27th) is a Libra and probably has scales.

NOTE: Mahatma Mohandas Gandhi (born on October 2nd) was a good example of a Libra, but a lousy dresser. Kim Kardashian (born on October 21st) is a well dressed Libra who stylishly wears Kevlar garments in case of figure enhancement explosions.

SUB-SIGN: COMET

Comet is the icy sub-sign of Libra often noted as “THE SPOTLESS SINK”. Entities born on October 2nd often try to live their lives through astral projection. Always in a rush, they may bump into others on occasion. Directionally sure of themselves, they may, at times, have difficulty telling their heads from their tails. Statistics indicate some are female.

NOTE TO MY WIFE: I know you weren’t born on October 2nd. Now, please let me get back to watching “The Big Bang Theory”.