It has come to my attention that quite a few people are getting rich by developing different fashion and perfume lines. I might note the Kardashians in this regard. To get in on the action, I’ve come up with what I think will be the beginning of a fashion fad. Matching paisley swim flippers, pince-nez and fedora (with optional enema bottle). I call it the Chauncey.  I also have my new “Eau de Michael Moore” cologne in the works.                                                     Look out bank. Here I come!