Presidential races are an awful lot like automobile races. Sometimes we’re watching high performance machines, the likes of nitro-fueled funny cars and dragsters. Sometimes  we’re treated to the Indianapolis 500 or Daytona 500. This is where the top cars and most talented drivers compete while trying to avoid crashes.

There are those races which aren’t quite so technologically advanced such as stock car races. This is where beat up old cars are given powerful engines in order to speed along an oval track, often bumping into each other, with the best car and driver usually winning.

We go to and watch the races we prefer to see.

This year, it seems most of us have chosen the demolition derby. This is where complete garbage which is barely able to move slams into other rolling (s)crap with no apparent purpose other than doing as much damage as possible..

Aren’t we special?!